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Team Building Experience, Past and Present

July 23, 2017

We played Two Truths and a Lie,

Then had sushi and beer bye and bye

From the end to the start

Team building’s an art

And none of our airplanes could fly.

Synopsis: I’m a Family Practitioner from Sioux City, Iowa. In 2010 I danced back from the brink of burnout, and honoring a 1 year non-compete clause, traveled and worked in out-of-the-way places in Alaska, Nebraska, Iowa, and New Zealand. After three years working with a Community Health Center, I went back to traveling and adventures in temporary positions. Assignments in Alaska, rural Iowa, suburban Pennsylvania and western Nebraska have followed.  I finished my most recent assignment in Clarinda on May 18.  Right now I’m in northern British Columbia, getting a first-hand look at the Canadian system. Any identifiable patient information has been included with permission.

As I began my second year of residency in Wyoming, the buzz words “Team Building Experience” had just started circulation. Who knows who decided tubing the North Platte would fill that function?  But nobody objected to the idea of leaving town for a day, driving an hour or two, renting truck inner tubes, and getting into a meandering river.

Whoever made the decision hadn’t looked realistically at the time involved. What should have lasted two hours at most turned into a six-hour struggle.  All of us, at one point or another, left the water carrying the tube, swearing never to get back in.  And all of us jumped back in the river.  We all had our reasons, but the most common one turned out to be the sound of rattlesnakes.

I can honestly say no one died, though most of us finished in the gentler stages of hypothermia.

The program wisely decided against further Team Building Exercises for the duration of my tenure. At various times different subgroups held bonding experiences involving large amounts of alcohol and no official sanction.

I don’t know when and if more Team Building Exercises happened.

The office here has Team Building Exercises twice yearly. The clinic closes and a locum takes over the ER.  This time vacations had a couple of the permanent docs absent, and, despite the temporary nature of my assignment, I got invited, too.

We started off with a couple of getting acquainted exercises; one of them called Two Truths and a Lie. We all wrote three sentences on a card, two true and one false.  The group had to figure out the author and to ferret out the lie.

I wrote, “My first college major was Music Theory and Composition. I was an Olympic hopeful in Archery.  I spent 4 nights in jail.”  More people believed I’d been a top athlete (false) than I’d been a composer (true).  But everyone found the idea I’d spent time behind bars plausible, and wanted to know why.  They couldn’t understand what Illegal Pedestrian meant.  I explained it was an archaic Kansas expression meaning Male with a Ponytail.

We went on to build airplanes using nothing other than 3 boxes of aluminum foil. We broke into pairs, sat back to back, and had one person describe a picture to the other person so as to reproduce it.

The last game involved trying to grab an unfolded red napkin from the back of the belt from as many others as possible. I decided to abstain more because of my back and ankles than my age.

After sushi and beer we sat around and chatted and relaxed, something we don’t get to do often.

At the end we thanked our office manager for putting together a great day.

It beat the heck out of inner tubes, rivers, and rattlesnakes.