Uncle Sam sure lied to me
And paid me a much smaller fee
I didn’t know what I’d get
Because I’m a vet.
Still, free breakfast just wasn’t free.
Synopsis: I’m a Family Practitioner from Sioux City, Iowa. In 2010 I danced back from the brink of burnout, and honoring a 1 year non-compete clause, travelled and worked in out-of-the-way places in Alaska, Nebraska, Iowa, and New Zealand. After three years working with a Community Health Center, I am back having adventures in temporary positions until they have an Electronic Medical Record (EMR) system I can get along with. I spent the winter in Nome, Alaska, followed by assignments in rural Iowa. This summer included a funeral, a bicycle tour in Michigan, cherry picking in Iowa, a medical conference in Denver, two weeks a month working Urgent Care in suburban Pennsylvania. Any patient information has been included with permission.
On Veteran’s Day, Bethany and I went out to a chain restaurant that offered a free breakfast to veterans. I brought my VA card.
Ankylosing spondylitis kept me out of the war in Viet Nam. Later on, when I sought to enter the Indian Health Service, I believed them when they said that I could only get in if I went as a Commissioned Officer (they lied); ankylosing spondylitis would have disqualified me, but a report from a shaky radiologist sealed the deal, saying “no evidence of sacroiliitis.”
The Department of Defense (DoD) controls 5 of our Uniformed Services (Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, Marines), but not the Public Health Service (PHS) or National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration. My service in the PHS qualifies me for Veterans’ benefits at the VA, and the VA has been very good to me.
In fact my IHS service units had Civil Service employees working the same job as Commissioned Officers. They got overtime past 40 hours a week and started with more than twice the base salary. All in all, my naivete cost me more than a quarter million dollars early in my career, but the value of my VA benefit is catching up. And I count my time as a Commissioned Officer as priceless.
There is no such thing as a free breakfast.