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I joined NIRD

December 20, 2017

I think that what you have heard

Could be boiled down to a word

The truth I must face,

And even embrace

Is the fact that I’m really a nerd.

Synopsis: I’m a Family Practitioner from Sioux City, Iowa. In 2010 I danced back from the brink of burnout, and honoring a 1 year non-compete clause, traveled and worked in out-of-the-way places in Alaska, Nebraska, Iowa, and New Zealand. I followed 3 years Community Health Center work with a return to traveling and adventures in temporary positions in Alaska, rural Iowa, suburban Pennsylvania and western Nebraska. A month in the Arctic followed a month in Iowa followed 3 months in British Columbia, to which we have returned. Any identifiable patient information has been included with permission.

No one called me “nerd” in high school, only because the word hadn’t come into currency. I belonged in the clique of intellectuals that didn’t have a clique. I figured out pretty early that I’d rather study than party, read a dictionary than drink, and find a movie’s logical inconsistencies and anachronisms than sit back and enjoy it.   By the time I could relax and embrace my nerdiness, I knew how to find groups that valued and even revered book learning.

So I jumped at the chance to join Northern Interior Rural Division of Family Practice, or NIRD and the chance it offered for a Christmas party and an opporutnity to get together with other rural docs. I even ignored the misspelling.

True to my inner nerd, I got us to the party on time at 11:00AM, and before anyone else.

Most physicians brought their families and most of the kids were younger than 12. I probably graduated from med school before half the docs were born.

I gave a yoyo demo. Bethany and I repaired an 11-year-old’s yoyo, I gave him a new string and taught him how to wax it to improve the sleep time.

The docs from our clinic, with spouses and kids, settled at one table. To my surprise and delight, we didn’t discuss patients.

We had a great meal, centered on turkey but with plenty of vegetables. We didn’t rush dessert, and chatted on after everyone else had left.

At 3:00PM, little daylight remained. Bethany and I picked out a movie, but couldn’t find the theater in the dark despite 3 GPS units.

We stayed overnight in a rather nice hotel room. I’d never seen glass interior walls that opacified for privacy.

The next day we bought groceries at Costco and Real Canadian Super Store, which vies with Costco for great prices but offers a better selection.

Without the rampant Canadian politeness, we probably wouldn’t have escaped from the parking lot of either store before closing time.

We had a beautiful drive back, with clear skies and bright sun, and fine, gleaming white frost on the trees.