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Permit, license, insurance, and a contract with the Queen

October 7, 2018

I ended up feeling so keen

For three things, together they mean

I no longer lurk,

But I can come out to work

After my contract I sign with the Queen.

Synopsis: I’m a Family Practitioner from Sioux City, Iowa. In 2010 I danced back from the brink of burnout, and honoring a 1 year non-compete clause, traveled and worked in out-of-the-way places in Alaska, Nebraska, Iowa, and New Zealand. I followed 3 years Community Health Center work with a return to traveling and adventures in temporary positions in Alaska, rural Iowa, suburban Pennsylvania and western Nebraska. 2017 brought me adventures in Iowa, Alaska, and northern British Columbia. After a month of part-time in northern Iowa, a new granddaughter, a friend’s funeral, a British Columbia reprise, my 50th High School reunion, and a 4-month assignment in northwest Iowa, I have returned to Canada.  Any identifiable patient information has been included with permission.

Monday morning I strolled over to the clinic, marveling at my first snowfall of the year.

I had submitted my work permit electronically to the College of Physicians and Surgeons of British Columbia (CPSBC), which they required before reactivating my license.

I got my new passwords arranged. I’ve done 18 new electronic medical record (EMR) systems in the last 4 years, and, having been away from this one for the summer, I spent the morning practicing.  Mickey Mouse’s name turns up as an imaginary patient in a surprising number of EMRs, including this one.  I entered the diagnosis of felinophobia (fear of cats), and practiced ordering prescriptions, lab, and x-rays. I strolled around the hospital and greeted staffers.

I checked my email every 15 minutes for a reply from the College.

I walked back to the hotel for lunch and a nap. Still unlicensed, I returned to the facility.

By the end of clinic hours boredom set in. One of my colleagues called the College on my behalf.

Tuesday came as a replay. Clicking the REFRESH button every 15 minutes doesn’t count as exercise, and by noon I had started to ache from inactivity.

And I didn’t have cases to talk to my colleagues about. I missed being one of the cool kids who has stuff to talk about.

In the late afternoon my email lit up with notification of license reactivation, but I also had the chance to talk with the College about the possibility getting full licensure, making it return more flexible and shorter assignments possible.

I get my professional liability insurance through the Canadian Medical Protective Association (CMPA), based in Ottawa, 2 time zones to the East. So I called them at 6:30 Wednesday morning (8:30 their time), and by 6:35AM I had insurance.

At 8:00AM I strode into the clinic, grinning. In front of witnesses I signed my contract with Her Majesty, the Queen of England, and started into work.

I took care of my first patient of my return before the official start of clinic hours. I got permission to write about the problem, Eustachian tube dysfunction: the pressure in the ears which follows a cold or allergies and for which no effective medication exists. (Insurance rarely covers the only effective treatment, the EarPopper, a device that “pops” the ear, and costs over $300).

PTSD, chronic med refills, adult immunizations, and discussion of complicated endocrine investigations should not come to walk-in clinic. But they did.  At about 10:00AM I had a patient with a true urologic emergency, when I was running and hour late.

The day didn’t get less frantic after that, and I missed lunch.

I vastly preferred the action of the jam-packed day to the boredom that preceded it. And, at the end, I had cases to talk about, just like the cool kids.

 

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