This morning I rounded on nine
Three of them now feeling fine
It’s only a slip
That can fracture a hip
An ankle, a neck, or a spine.
Synopsis: I’m a family practitioner from Sioux City, Iowa. In May 2010, I left my position of 23 years, and honoring my non-compete clause, traveled for a year doing locum tenens work. In June of 2011 I joined up with the Community Health Center, which provides care for the underserved. I’m now working part-time, which, for a doctor, means 48 hours a week
I rounded on nine hospital patients this morning. The oldest 86, the youngest 19, all of them had more than one diagnosis. I can’t give identifying information about specific patients because of confidentiality, but drama and irony fill the stories of the people who fill the hospital beds.
Schizophrenia makes a person more susceptible to disease, and the disease process is worse for having schizophrenia on board. Most schizophrenics smoke, and a frightening number acquire insulin dependent diabetes. They face problems at the time of discharge, if they can’t take care of themselves and lack financial resources, though most have government-funded insurance.
Anyone unable to care for themselves, with no money or insurance, represents a problem for the hospital. A lot of nursing homes would go bankrupt if they kept more than one non-paying patient, and some couldn’t afford even one. Nonetheless, the attending physician has to round on those patients, and has to deal with Utilization Review, a committee that politely and professionally asks why the patient has to stay in the hospital at a frightful cost.
Everyone who smokes knows they shouldn’t, and most intend to quit, but I get a lot of business from people who don’t quit soon enough. Contrary to popular belief, most smokers die of heart disease and emphysema rather than lung cancer.
Some people arrive in this world with bad diseases that they didn’t ask for. Some give up hope at a young age, and bring me a lot more business than those who decide the make the best of a bad situation and take care of themselves as best they can.
Mathematical ability dissolves in alcohol, nobody can count after they’ve had more than two. Which leads people to think that alcoholics lie, when in truth they’re just lousy estimators. Continued alcohol use with hepatitis C, viewed by many doctors as an active death wish, leads to cirrhosis and a horrid, stinking death, frequently accompanied by dementia. The combination affects a disproportionate number of people too young for Medicare, and, again, discharge becomes problematic.
The elderly come to the end of their road with or without dementia; their mental status has little to do with how much their families love them. Whether beloved or not, the drama of the hospital scene transcends culture and language.
Though most alcoholics smoke, not all smokers drink. The two most addictive drugs in our culture usually go hand in hand, and the presence of other mental or physical disease brings layer on layer of irony and problems, some of which can’t be solved.
Bones break, most fractures don’t require hospital care, but while a person heals from a fracture they tend to get illnesses requiring hospitalization, which complicates the fracture care while the fracture care complicates their other problems.